23 Responses to “Fannie Road: Naked Woman Delays Drivers In Century”

1. One More on August 22nd, 2017 2:20 pm

   Don’t look Ethel!!!

2. Allie on August 22nd, 2017 2:08 am

   Susan. “Bath salts” and “flakka” are two very different drugs. Bath salts is prominent in that area, but I have yet to hear of any real substantial Flanks dealers or users within a 50 mile area. This sounds like a good, old fashioned end to a half a week or so crack vacation. A crackation. There’s a slight chance its meth induced schizophrenia but just feels like this one, is definitely crack related. This is clearly a crack addled brains attempt at comedy. And I really got to give them a 8 out of 10 on this one, coordinating with the eclipse and choice of Fannie Road. Come on y’all, Fannie Road? On Eclipse day? She and someone else were clearly planning this as a stunt; but something spooked her driver and he forgot about her (crack is a helluva drug. Anyway, I feel like we should probably start looking for this person. Then again, they may have just found in abandoned trailer or deer blind, and curled up there to sleep it off. As for our female victim I feel pretty invested in her story now, and I really hope that William doesn’t follow up on her perhaps we can get her the help she needs you guys!

3. molino jim on August 21st, 2017 9:27 pm

   @ Cherokee– you are right– no more cracks people.

4. Sandy on August 21st, 2017 8:30 pm

   praying she is okay…. Hope it wasn’t a stroke or other health issue

5. Anne on August 21st, 2017 8:08 pm

   Ray Stevens said it best in his 1974 song, The Streak

   Y’all can google that song…funny then and now today funny,
   Streaker on Fannie Rd on the day of Eclipse of the Sun.

6. R Boutwell on August 21st, 2017 6:51 pm

   We had a man butt naked also walk into Encore Rehab at the BMC last week.

7. Dirtyjoe on August 21st, 2017 5:41 pm

   I live on Guy Lane in the Robinsonville area if she gets out and wants to have a relapse….or if any female readers want to join in the festivities.

8. Get Real on August 21st, 2017 4:13 pm

   You don’t ever know what’s happened initially. A lady in my neighborhood, who I knew very well, seemed just as ‘normal’ as could be at times… she walked outside of her house totally naked and was walking towards my house in broad daylight. My neighbors and I saw her coming down the wide open field next to a busy road, we ran over to get her. Her husband had failed to alert everyone she was in the first … really second stages of Alzheimer’s. She was catatonic, just walking looking down at the ground with her mouth open, blank stare – had no clue we were there by her, talking to her. It was heartbreaking. Her sorry husband actually left her in Winn Dixie one day not too soon after this incident when she wandered off, he was too “”"embarrassed”"” to bother finding her – Officers were called and arrested him for abandonment and no regard for her well-being. So you never know….

9. Shannon on August 21st, 2017 3:18 pm

   No Kay it wasn’t me this time!

10. Susan on August 21st, 2017 2:20 pm

    The new ‘bath salts” types of drugs can cause this behavior. I believe what I am thinking of is called “Flakka.” Apparently during the high, users get so warm they often end up disrobing. We had a naked guy in our neighborhood a year or so back and the leo said he believed that was what was going on with the guy because he had seen the behavior before. Whatever the cause, I hope this woman gets the help and understanding she needs.

11. duh-huh on August 21st, 2017 2:12 pm

    what is “menal illness” Cherokee? This is a great story to get a giggle from I agree….no pics, it didn’t happen!

12. Alice on August 21st, 2017 2:03 pm

    I agree with Cherokee, this person can be a diabetic or any other illness, be careful little mouth what you say…

13. fisherman on August 21st, 2017 1:25 pm

    @ Cherokee
    You need to lighten up. Comments were directed at name of the road and the fact her fanny was showing. No one was making fun of the individual.

14. Cherokee on August 21st, 2017 12:15 pm

    So sad and upsetting you people have no more concern consideration and care about someone!! This is not a joking matter it could be serious. Strokes and menal illness can cause this kind of behavior so find out what the reason before making stupid remakes n jokes!!

15. anne 1of2 on August 21st, 2017 10:50 am

    How can something so sad for the lady make others laugh so hard. The name of the Rd and what happened there are priceless! How do the emergency workers keep a straight face? They would fire me . I miss all the good stuff too.

16. Kay Campbell on August 21st, 2017 10:04 am

    Shannon, was that you?

17. Duke of Wawbeek on August 21st, 2017 9:55 am

    I always miss all the good stuff.

18. Grand Locust on August 21st, 2017 9:37 am

    It was just an early eclipse. The moon was blocking out sanity.

19. Marvin on August 21st, 2017 9:16 am

    What no fanny pictures???

20. Brenda on August 21st, 2017 9:11 am

    I live on Fannie Rd I thought I saw a red light flashing though my bed room window did not know what happened though. Until I just read this.

21. paul on August 21st, 2017 8:50 am

    Pictures or it didn’t happen

22. C on August 21st, 2017 8:48 am

    the headlines just write themselves some days, fannie road lol

23. Bama Girl on August 21st, 2017 8:22 am

    I had a crazy week-end too but thank goodness I remembered to put my clothes on this morning! lol

    Seriously, I hope she gets the help she needs.