‘Time Traveling’ Man Crashes Into Building
December 21, 2015
A man that told police he just wanted to “time travel” crashed his vehicle into a building Sunday morning.
The crash occurred about 10:50 a.m. at Advanced Tax Services in the 3800 block of North Davis Highway.
Pensacola Police Sgt. Martez Lawrence said no one was in the building at the time. The man, who was driving a Dodge Challenger, was not injured.
The man was taken to a local facility for evaluation; charges have not yet been filed.
Photo courtesy WEAR-TV3 for NorthEscambia.com, click to enlarge.
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21 Responses to “‘Time Traveling’ Man Crashes Into Building”
1. GREAT SCOT!
2. Delorean, not a Challenger.
3. His wife was like “You better be home in THIRTY SECONDS!”
4. Maybe if was really Michael J. Foxx and he didn’t take his meds.
5. Irony. He’s gonna need his tax return to pay for repairs.
Let’s outlaw “Back to the Future” movies as they cause this type of destruction. . . . Same logic as the “Gun Control “Idiots.
I think his name was Scotty…like in beam me up Scotty….maybe he was wanting to pay his taxes before he left ??
That building clearly wasn’t in the timeline he left. I hate when that happens…
Sounds like someone read Rant by chuck palaniuk and took it a little too seriously .
He must have been running low on plutonium. The lightning bolt didnt strike where he thought it would…everyone knows you need that 1.21 jiggawatts!!
So much for the integrity of the space~time continuum
Glad no one was hurt, I too spit out my coffee laughing at the comments!!!
If he’d only had 1.21 jigawatts…..
>>>Someone drove through the fencing barrier down at the end of Palafox Street on the side where the large parking lot is and there was not much mention of that.
We don’t cover “ordinary” traffic accidents in Pensacola. This one made our site, and and a press release from PPD, due to the “time traveling” aspect.
On the car at the pier, all I know about it is summed up in this really cool photo from Pensacola Fire –
https://www.facebook.com/PensacolaProfessionalFireFightersLocal707/photos/a.305773062850380.67642.298301300264223/913363062091374/?type=3&theater
Maybe he was on his return trip.
Not taking off.
Building immediately to the left of the tax service is a casket sales company.
Maybe he missed the target?
I sure wish this site had a like button. I spit my coffee across the room when i saw the comments. Glad nobody was hurt though. Time travel can be tricky. Good luck next time little buddy.
Someone drove through the fencing barrier down at the end of Palafox Street on the side where the large parking lot is and there was not much mention of that.
Looks like the vehicle nearly went into the water there on the east side.
Anyone got info that the media has not let us know?
No, the Flux Capacitor is fine, he forgot to plug in the Mr. Fusion…
Wow, just one example of someone who shouldn’t own a vehicle.
He didn’t reach 88 mph.
Speed…you need more speed!
The flux capacitor must’ve been bad.
His flux capacitor must have failed.
If he were only in a delorean he’d have a chance.