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Deputies: Lost Burglar Decides Indecent Exposure Might Just Get The Police
June 12, 2013
An allegedly drunk and lost Atmore man who thought the best way to get home was to get the police by dropping his pants was partially right, except he ended up with a ride to jail.
Corey Nicolas Smith, age 22 of 21st Avenue, was charged with felony attempted burglary of a residence, felony attempted burglary of a conveyance and indecent exposure by the Escambia County (FL) Sheriff’s Office.
Deputies responding to a reported vehicle burglary in the Warrington area found Smith exposing himself “in a vulgar and indecent manner”, according to an arrest report. The arresting deputy placed Smith in his patrol vehicle and “he stated he was drunk and did not know how to get home so he decided the best way was to get law enforcement by exposing himself to the …female in the vehicle,” the deputy wrote in his report.
Smith has previously tried to enter an apartment. The two occupants of the apartment exited to their vehicle. Smith tried to open the door of the vehicle but could not. He then pulled down his pants, exposed himself and began to perform a sexual act that was partially witnessed by law enforcement, the arrest report states.
Smith was later released from the Escambia County Jail on a $5,500 bond.
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6 Responses to “Deputies: Lost Burglar Decides Indecent Exposure Might Just Get The Police”
Atmore, bright lights and big city must have went to Mr Smith’s head.
What was he doing way off down there? He could have done all this at home.
That’s just whacky.
Drunks don’t think clearly.
People who decide to become drunk aren’t thinking clearly
Have mercy !! this rube must have been struck stupid at birth and got progressively worse.
Wow, new level of stupid. Just wow….
Stupid is as stupid does!