Molino, Century On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Thanks To “Genius” Criminal

July 8, 2011

Both Century and Molino were mentioned on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Thursday night, thanks to a “genius” criminal.

During Leno’s “Police Blotter” segment in which funny newspaper stories about criminals are featured, Leno presented a September 2004 newspaper story about a police chase that ended in Nokomis.

“Another genius…tree cutter faces several charges after leading deputies on chase…a Pensacola tree cutter led deputies…10 mile chase from Molino to near Century…told deputies he was trying to smoke all $500 worth of his crack cocaine before he got pulled over,” Leno said, paraphrasing the article.

“That’s very clever, you want to smoke as much crack…” Leno joked.

(The video is at the bottom of this page. After an advertisement, fast foward to about 2:23 to see the Molino/Century story.)

NorthEscambia.com obtained the September 29, 2004, Escambia County Sheriff’s Office incident report, and here’s what the report states happened:

John Wesley Montgomery, then 32, was arrested following a chase. After receiving a call on reckless vehicle, Deputy Michael Mandell located Montgomery northbound on Highway 97 and noticed that he would lean across his vehicle and disappear below the dash. The deputy activated his blue lights, but Montgomery would not stop and continued north on Highway 97.

“Montgomery’s vehicle began swerving and he made agitated arm waving motions and even appeared to be smoking a crack pipe,” the deputy wrote in his report.

Several other deputies joined in the chase and the Sheriff’s Office helicopter was called. Montgomery eventually crashed through a fence in the 7700 block of Nokomis Road and fled on foot. Montgomery — who was employed as a tree cutter — was arrested as he tried to climb a tree in a field.

Montgomery told deputies, according to the Sheriff’s Office report, that “he was driving crazy in the north area when he noticed some white guy inĀ  truck behind him. He became paranoid because he thought the vehicle was following him.”

“He stated at the time he tried to smoke the rest of his cocaine,” the report states.

In 2008, Montgomery was found guilty of fleeing and eluding law enforcement and aggravated assault on an officer and sentenced as a habitual offender to a mandatory three years in state prison. He is now in federal prison on unrelated charges.

Images courtesy NBC and The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.

Comments

9 Responses to “Molino, Century On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Thanks To “Genius” Criminal”

  1. Zombie Johnny Carson on July 10th, 2011 7:14 pm

    I, however, am available.

    BRRAAAAIIINNNNNSSS!!!

  2. Johnny Carson on July 9th, 2011 6:20 am

    Dear Not Again:

    I am DEAD therefore I can’t replace Jay Leno!!!!!!!

    Thanks,

    JC

  3. 429SCJ on July 8th, 2011 1:49 pm

    Good to be shed of that one.

  4. AB Road on July 8th, 2011 1:42 pm

    Just a reminder – you can’t fix stupid…

  5. RB on July 8th, 2011 12:56 pm

    Oooops, deBugger, I meant to refer to NotAgain in my comment. Sorry about the mistake!!

  6. RB on July 8th, 2011 12:54 pm

    I saw the show and it was as always, very funny. Please, deBugger, where is your sense of humor? I’m sure Jay didn’t “dredge” up a 7 yr old news story. Someone would have had to send it to him. So he thought to himself, “hmmmm wonder if there is anything funny from Century/Molino, FL that I could find”?

  7. deBugger on July 8th, 2011 12:23 pm

    @ NotAgain

    re: Leno

    Someone from around here had to send that item in for Jay to use it. That’s why he always says, “Send your news items in to ‘Police Blotter’, c/o the Tonight Show!”

  8. NotAgain on July 8th, 2011 11:52 am

    This just further proves how lame and unfunny Leno is. He has to dredge up a 7 year old news story to TRY to get some laughs. Bring back Johnny Carson.

  9. James Franklin on July 8th, 2011 9:42 am

    Love the part about trying to climb the tree: “They’ll never find me up here!” It’s in the middle of a field , dummy! Sorta limits your options, doesn’t it?