Cops Respond To Call Of Naked Man With A Gun Wednesday AM

August 20, 2008

Authorities responded to call of a naked man with a gun in Bratt just before dawn Wednesday. Nothing was uncovered after a thorough search of the area.

The man was reported to be on Water Tank Road near North Highway 99 about 5:45 a.m. Two units from the Escambia County Sheriff’s Department and one from the Atmore Police Department responded to the area. Atmore was called to assist because the Florida units were on the other side of the county at the time of the call.

The naked white male was reported by a passerby on their way to work. Authorities were unable to find anything unusual in the area. One officer theorized that the man had stepped outside in his pajamas, or perhaps with no clothing, to shoot an armadillo.

Comments

6 Responses to “Cops Respond To Call Of Naked Man With A Gun Wednesday AM”

  1. David Huie Green on August 23rd, 2008 8:09 am

    “Nice play on words , “nothing was uncovered”!! ”
    Yes, that and “Authorities were unable to find anything unusual in the area.”

    It makes it look like naked men aren’t unusual here.

    “Yeah right a Armadillo sounds like to me he’s got a promble i would think if it’s night time he should of had on his PJ”s instead of walking around naked thats messed up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    Some of us don’t have PJs and nudity is a good way to scare off burglars. One look and they flee.

  2. No name on August 22nd, 2008 5:32 am

    I would never shoot an armadillo while I was naked !

  3. Gayle on August 20th, 2008 10:00 pm

    Yeah right a Armadillo sounds like to me he’s got a promble i would think if it’s night time he should of had on his PJ”s instead of walking around naked thats messed up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. brenda on August 20th, 2008 4:55 pm

    Nice play on words , “nothing was uncovered”!!

  5. Beegee on August 20th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Oh,my!!!!!!!! I hope someone calls in and admits to shooting at an armadillo!!!

  6. Elizabeth on August 20th, 2008 11:04 am

    Does this sound like material for Leno to anyone else?